COLCHESTER UNITED
BOX OFFICE
UPCOMING EVENTS AT THE STADIUM
June 2024
Friday
Fri
21
Whitney Houston Tribute Night

The amazing Nya will be performing as Whitney Houston with us for the first time in two years. Let her incredible voice wow you as she performs all of Whintey's biggest hits.

Doors open from 7.30pm, with the act performing from 8.30pm. Night finishes at midnight. Over 16's only. 

Parking is free at the stadium when attending one of our events. Simply enter your car registration number into the tablets in the reception foyer as you enter.

If you wish to leave your vehicle overnight, you may do so and your parking validation will cover you until the following day. Please ensure that your vehicle is collected by 10am.

Doors open: 7:30 PM
Prices from: £15.00
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Saturday
Sat
22
90's Party Night

Dance along to the biggest hits from the 90's from our resident DJ. All the best songs, from the biggest acts will keep you singing and dancing all night long! Don't forget to grab some shots in the photobooth! 

Doors open 7.30pm, finish at midnight. Over 18's only. 

Parking is free at the stadium when attending one of our events. Simply enter your car registration number into the tablets in the reception foyer as you enter. If you wish to leave your vehicle overnight, you may do so and your parking validation will cover you until the following day. Please ensure that your vehicle is collected by 10am.

Doors open: 7:30 PM
Prices from: £10.00
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July 2024
Wednesday
Wed
03
Comedy Night

Our July Comedy Night promises an evening of side-splitting laughter, with some of the funniest comedians on the circuit.

With our regular compere Justin Panks presiding, we open the evening's festivities with Esther Manito, a Lebanese-British stand-up Comedian and winner of Best Show at the Leicester Comedy Festival. Esther has supported some of the big hitters in Comedy; Alan Davies, Jason Mansford, and Jo Brand to name but a few, and will challenge your preconception of Arab Essex girls with hilarious results. 

With the audience nicely warmed up, we move on to Josh Elton whose high energy raucous humour has proven to be a hit -  delighting audiences on the Welsh comedy circuit for some 8 years. 

This evening's headliner is Nathan Caton, a charismatic and laid-back stand up Comedian, who is regarded as one of the best young comics in the UK. Nathan's award winning combination of personal and topical anecdotes will have you clutching your sides with merriment - a fitting end to the evening. 

Book ten tickets in one transaction and receive a pitcher of beer for your table. 

Doors open at 7pm, with comedy from 8pm. Bar food ordered after 7.40pm will be served in the first interval at roughly 8.30pm. Bar food orders will close at 8.45pm. Please arrive before 7.40pm if you have pre-ordered food. 

Over 16's only, 16 - 18 year olds may attend at parental discretion. Alcohol to be consumed by over 18s only. Acts may be subject to change. 

Parking is free at the stadium when attending one of our events. Simply enter your car registration number into the tablets in the reception foyer as you enter.

If you wish to leave your vehicle overnight, you may do so and your parking validation will cover you until the following day. Please ensure that your vehicle is collected by 10am.

Doors open: 7:00 PM
Prices from: £15.00
Saturday
Sat
06
80's Party Night

Dance along to the biggest hits from the BEST decade: the 80's! All the best songs, from the biggest acts will keep you singing and dancing all night long! 

Doors open 7.30pm, finish at midnight. Over 18's only.

Parking is free at the stadium when attending one of our events. Simply enter your car registration number into the tablets in the reception foyer as you enter.

If you wish to leave your vehicle overnight, you may do so and your parking validation will cover you until the following day. Please ensure that your vehicle is collected by 10am.

Doors open: 7:30 PM
Price: £10.00
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Friday
Fri
19
Dirty Dancing vs Grease

Gauaranteed to have you on the dance floor all night long, we have the best songs from both of these classics: Dirty Dancing and Grease. Sing, dance and laugh your way through the night to our amazing tribute act. 

Doors open from 7.30pm, with the act performing from approx 8.30pm. DJ will takeover the night until midnight. Over 16's only. 16-18 year olds must be accompanied by an adult. 

Parking is free at the stadium when attending one of our events. Simply enter your car registration number into the tablets in the reception foyer as you enter.

If you wish to leave your vehicle overnight, you may do so and your parking validation will cover you until the following day. Please ensure that your vehicle is collected by 10am.

Doors open: 7:30 PM
Prices from: £18.00
August 2024
Saturday
Sat
03
80s and 90s Party Night

Dance along to the biggest hits from the BEST decades: the 80's and the 90's! All the best songs, from the biggest acts will keep you singing and dancing all night long! 

Doors open 7.30pm, finish at midnight. Over 18's only

Parking is free at the stadium when attending one of our events. Simply enter your car registration number into the tablets in the reception foyer as you enter.

If you wish to leave your vehicle overnight, you may do so and your parking validation will cover you until the following day. Please ensure that your vehicle is collected by 10am.

Doors open: 7:30 PM
Price: £10.00
September 2024
Friday
Fri
13
A Tribute to Dolly Parton

Step into the world of country music nostalgia with the mesmerizing Dolly Parton Tribute Act! This enchanting performance pays homage to the iconic queen of country herself, Dolly Parton. From the signature big blonde wig to the glitzy outfits, Dedicated to Dolly captures the essence of Dolly's timeless charm and charisma.

Doors open 7.30pm, with the act on from approx. 8.30pm. Over 16's only.

Parking is free at the stadium when attending one of our events. Simply enter your car registration number into the tablets in the reception foyer as you enter.

If you wish to leave your vehicle overnight, you may do so and your parking validation will cover you until the following day. Please ensure that your vehicle is collected by 10am.

Doors open: 7:30 PM
Prices from: £15.00
October 2024
Thursday
Thu
03
Comedy Night

Comedy returns to the Jobserve for our October Comedy Night!

Our hilarious MC is Jason Stampe, delivering an outstanding blend of jokes and crowd interaction to seamlessly link the evening's acts into one cohesive show. Kicking off the main event is Tom Deacon, one of the hottest young stand-up comedians on the circuit.

Next up, is Stella Graham, a naturally funny stand-up comedian, writer and actor. Shameless, charmingly aggressive and unladylike, she's the funniest half-Sri-Lankan gal from Coventry!

This evening's headline act is the hilarious Mike Gunn who is acclaimed by the Independent on Sunday as one of the top 10 comedians in Britain today! Mike's stone cold delivery and dry wit is guaranteed to have our audience roaring with laughter and clutching their sides as a fitting end to the evening's festivities.

Book ten tickets in one transaction and receive a pitcher of beer for your table. 

Doors open at 7pm, with comedy from 8pm. Bar food ordered after 7.40pm will be served in the first interval at roughly 8.30pm. Bar food orders will close at 8.45pm. Please arrive before 7.40pm if you have pre-ordered food. 

Over 16's only, 16 - 18 year olds may attend at parental discretion. Alcohol to be consumed by over 18s only. Acts may be subject to change. 

Parking is free at the stadium when attending one of our events. Simply enter your car registration number into the tablets in the reception foyer as you enter.

If you wish to leave your vehicle overnight, you may do so and your parking validation will cover you until the following day. Please ensure that your vehicle is collected by 10am.

Doors open: 7:00 PM
Prices from: £15.00
Friday
Fri
04
ABBA Tribute Night

Our well loved Abba Tribute, Bjorn Illusion, are back at the stadium for the second time in 2024! Performing all of Abba's biggest hits to turn you into a Dancing Queen! 

Doors open from 7.30pm, with the act performing from approx 9pm. Over 16's only.

16-18 year olds must be accompanied by an adult. 

Parking is free at the stadium when attending one of our events. Simply enter your car registration number into the tablets in the reception foyer as you enter.

If you wish to leave your vehicle overnight, you may do so and your parking validation will cover you until the following day. Please ensure that your vehicle is collected by 10am.

Doors open: 7:30 PM
Prices from: £18.00
November 2024
Thursday
Thu
07
Comedy Night

Join us as we spoil you rotten with the first of two Comedy Nights in November! 

Jason "Jay" Neale is our host for this evening, keeping the gag-factor high with his very own brand of sharp anecdotal and unapologetic stand up comedy. As a seasoned compere, Jason delivers belly laughs aplenty as he steers the audience through the evening's merriment. 

Morgan Rees is our opening act for the evening. With his hilarious anecdotes about the trials and tribulations of dating as a 30 year old bisexual man, Morgan is guaranteed to have our audience in stitches. 

Up next is Thenjiwe, one of the most highly recognised and popular South African comedians on the comedy circuit today. The lawyer turned comedian's debut to the London scene has seen her win the Comedy Store's famed "King Gong" Award, and recieve a standing ovation for her hour long show at the Leicester Square Theatre. 

Closing the festivities is Terry Alderton - a full-on 100mph stand-up comic who uses his body and immense vocal range to hurtle audiences throguh an ad-libbed riot of exuberant loose-limbed phycical comedy at its very best.

Book ten tickets in one transaction and receive a pitcher of beer for your table. 

Doors open at 7pm, with comedy from 8pm. Bar food ordered after 7.40pm will be served in the first interval at roughly 8.30pm. Bar food orders will close at 8.45pm. Please arrive before 7.40pm if you have pre-ordered food. 

Over 16's only, 16 - 18 year olds may attend at parental discretion. Alcohol to be consumed by over 18s only. Acts may be subject to change. 

Parking is free at the stadium when attending one of our events. Simply enter your car registration number into the tablets in the reception foyer as you enter.

If you wish to leave your vehicle overnight, you may do so and your parking validation will cover you until the following day. Please ensure that your vehicle is collected by 10am.

Doors open: 7:00 PM
Prices from: £15.00
Thursday
Thu
28
Comedy Night

Join us for the last Comedy Night of the year at the Jobserve Community Stadium.  

Justin Panks returns for the last time of 2024 to host the evenings hilarity! With over a decade of on-stage experience, Justin leads our audience through the festivities with his own blend of crafted gags, improvisation, and audience participation. 

Kicking us off this evening is Mike McClean - one of the best and funniest mind readers around. Mike's razor sharp wit and down to earth personality combine to make him one of the most sought after performers on the circuit.

With the audience nicely warmed up, Louie McLean takes over with his unique brand of low-energy deadpan humour that has been delighting audiences since he crawled onto the scene!

The headline act for the evening is Slim - described as the undisputed king of the Black British Comedy Circuit, Slim's popular brand of humour is generous, smart and bursting with infectious energy. The first Black British comedian to seell out the London Palladium with his own show, Slim promises to end the evening with our audience in fits of laughter. 

Book ten tickets in one transaction and receive a pitcher of beer for your table. 

Doors open at 7pm, with comedy from 8pm. Bar food ordered after 7.40pm will be served in the first interval at roughly 8.30pm. Bar food orders will close at 8.45pm. Please arrive before 7.40pm if you have pre-ordered food. 

Over 16's only, 16 - 18 year olds may attend at parental discretion. Alcohol to be consumed by over 18s only. Acts may be subject to change. 

Parking is free at the stadium when attending one of our events. Simply enter your car registration number into the tablets in the reception foyer as you enter.

If you wish to leave your vehicle overnight, you may do so and your parking validation will cover you until the following day. Please ensure that your vehicle is collected by 10am.

Doors open: 7:00 PM
Prices from: £15.00