COLCHESTER UNITED
BOX OFFICE
UPCOMING EVENTS AT THE STADIUM
November 2024
Thursday
Thu
07
Comedy Night

Join us as we spoil you rotten with the first of two Comedy Nights in November! 

Jason "Jay" Neale is our host for this evening, keeping the gag-factor high with his very own brand of sharp anecdotal and unapologetic stand up comedy. As a seasoned compere, Jason delivers belly laughs aplenty as he steers the audience through the evening's merriment. 

Morgan Rees is our opening act for the evening. With his hilarious anecdotes about the trials and tribulations of dating as a 30 year old bisexual man, Morgan is guaranteed to have our audience in stitches. 

Up next is Thenjiwe, one of the most highly recognised and popular South African comedians on the comedy circuit today. The lawyer turned comedian's debut to the London scene has seen her win the Comedy Store's famed "King Gong" Award, and recieve a standing ovation for her hour long show at the Leicester Square Theatre. 

Closing the festivities is Terry Alderton - a full-on 100mph stand-up comic who uses his body and immense vocal range to hurtle audiences throguh an ad-libbed riot of exuberant loose-limbed phycical comedy at its very best.

Book ten tickets in one transaction and receive a pitcher of beer for your table. 

Doors open at 7pm, with comedy from 8pm. Bar food ordered after 7.40pm will be served in the first interval at roughly 8.30pm. Bar food orders will close at 8.45pm. Please arrive before 7.40pm if you have pre-ordered food. 

Over 16's only, 16 - 18 year olds may attend at parental discretion. Alcohol to be consumed by over 18s only. Acts may be subject to change. 

Parking is free at the stadium when attending one of our events. Simply enter your car registration number into the tablets in the reception foyer as you enter.

If you wish to leave your vehicle overnight, you may do so and your parking validation will cover you until the following day. Please ensure that your vehicle is collected by 10am.

Doors open: 7:00 PM
Prices from: £15.00
Friday
Fri
08
A Tribute to Queen

Returning to the stadium for the first time in two years, we have our amazing Queen tribute! An energetic and authentic tribute to one of the most incredible bands ever, played with a full live band! 

Doors open from 7.30pm, with the act performing from approx 8.30pm. DJ will takeover the night until midnight. Over 16's only. 16-18 year olds must be accompanied by an adult. 

Parking is free at the stadium when attending one of our events. Simply enter your car registration number into the tablets in the reception foyer as you enter.

If you wish to leave your vehicle overnight, you may do so and your parking validation will cover you until the following day. Please ensure that your vehicle is collected by 10am.

Doors open: 7:30 PM
Prices from: £22.00
Thursday
Thu
28
Comedy Night

Join us for the last Comedy Night of the year at the Jobserve Community Stadium.  

Justin Panks returns for the last time of 2024 to host the evenings hilarity! With over a decade of on-stage experience, Justin leads our audience through the festivities with his own blend of crafted gags, improvisation, and audience participation. 

Kicking us off this evening is Mike McClean - one of the best and funniest mind readers around. Mike's razor sharp wit and down to earth personality combine to make him one of the most sought after performers on the circuit.

With the audience nicely warmed up, Louie McLean takes over with his unique brand of low-energy deadpan humour that has been delighting audiences since he crawled onto the scene!

The headline act for the evening is Slim - described as the undisputed king of the Black British Comedy Circuit, Slim's popular brand of humour is generous, smart and bursting with infectious energy. The first Black British comedian to seell out the London Palladium with his own show, Slim promises to end the evening with our audience in fits of laughter. 

Book ten tickets in one transaction and receive a pitcher of beer for your table. 

Doors open at 7pm, with comedy from 8pm. Bar food ordered after 7.40pm will be served in the first interval at roughly 8.30pm. Bar food orders will close at 8.45pm. Please arrive before 7.40pm if you have pre-ordered food. 

Over 16's only, 16 - 18 year olds may attend at parental discretion. Alcohol to be consumed by over 18s only. Acts may be subject to change. 

Parking is free at the stadium when attending one of our events. Simply enter your car registration number into the tablets in the reception foyer as you enter.

If you wish to leave your vehicle overnight, you may do so and your parking validation will cover you until the following day. Please ensure that your vehicle is collected by 10am.

Doors open: 7:00 PM
Prices from: £15.00
January 2025
Friday
Fri
24
Boxing Dinner sponsored by Fortis Vision

Our Annual Boxing Dinner returns for 2025, sponsored by Fortis Vision. Tickets include a 4 course meal, access to our exclusive auction and raffle, opportunity to win a cash prize and seats to watch up to 12 bouts of incredible boxing.

Book 10 or more tickets in one transaction to receive a free bucket of beers for the table!

Doors open at 6.30pm, with the four course meal served from 7pm. Boxing begins at 8.30pm and finishes at roughly 12.30am. If booking under 10 tickets, you will likely be seated on a shared table.

Doors open: 6:30 PM
Prices from: £90.00
Friday
Fri
31
80's Party Night

Our first Party Night of 2025, with the biggest hits from the 80's! Dance all night long to some of the best songs from one of the best decades. 

Doors open 7.30pm, finish at midnight. Over 18's only

Parking is free at the stadium when attending one of our events. Simply enter your car registration number into the tablets in the reception foyer as you enter.

If you wish to leave your vehicle overnight, you may do so and your parking validation will cover you until the following day. Please ensure that your vehicle is collected by 10am.

Doors open: 7:30 PM
Price: £12.00
February 2025
Tuesday
Tue
18
Behind the Scenes Stadium Tour

The tour will last approximately 1 hour. 

Tickets are £10 for adults, £5 for children and under 2's are free and do not require a ticket. 

Parking is free at the stadium when attending one of our events. Simply enter your car registration number into the tablets in the reception foyer as you enter.

Doors open: 10:00 AM
Price: £5.00
Buy tickets
** limited tickets **
Tuesday
Tue
18
Behind the Scenes Stadium Tour

The tour will last approximately 1 hour. 

Tickets are £10 for adults, £5 for children and under 2's are free and do not require a ticket. 

Parking is free at the stadium when attending one of our events. Simply enter your car registration number into the tablets in the reception foyer as you enter.

Doors open: 2:00 PM
Price: £5.00
Buy tickets
** limited tickets **
Friday
Fri
28
Whitney Houston Tribute Night

We are proud to welcome Nya King to the Jobserve Community Stadium, with her electrifying tribute to Whitney Houston. Nya effortlessly dazzles audiences, delivering Whitney's look, sound and style to create one of the best tribute acts on the scene. 

Doors open 7.30pm, with the act on from approx. 8.30pm. Over 16's only.

Parking is free at the stadium when attending one of our events. Simply enter your car registration number into the tablets in the reception foyer as you enter.

If you wish to leave your vehicle overnight, you may do so and your parking validation will cover you until the following day. Please ensure that your vehicle is collected by 10am.

Doors open: 7:30 PM
Prices from: £18.00
March 2025
Saturday
Sat
01
90's Party Night

We will have all the best songs from this incredible decade to keep you artying all night long! 

Doors open 7.30pm, finish at midnight. Over 18's only

Parking is free at the stadium when attending one of our events. Simply enter your car registration number into the tablets in the reception foyer as you enter.

If you wish to leave your vehicle overnight, you may do so and your parking validation will cover you until the following day. Please ensure that your vehicle is collected by 10am.

Doors open: 7:30 PM
Price: £12.00
Saturday
Sat
22
Through the Decades Party Night

Not sure which decade of music you like best? This night is for you! All of the biggest and best songs from the 60's through to the noughties! 

Doors open 7.30pm, finish at midnight. Over 18's only

Parking is free at the stadium when attending one of our events. Simply enter your car registration number into the tablets in the reception foyer as you enter.

If you wish to leave your vehicle overnight, you may do so and your parking validation will cover you until the following day. Please ensure that your vehicle is collected by 10am.

Doors open: 7:30 PM
Price: £12.00
Saturday
Sat
29
ABBA Tribute Night

Our well loved Abba Tribute, Bjorn Illusion, are back at the stadium for the second time in 2024! Performing all of Abba's biggest hits to turn you into a Dancing Queen! 

Doors open from 7.30pm, with the act performing from approx 9pm. Over 16's only.

16-18 year olds must be accompanied by an adult. 

Parking is free at the stadium when attending one of our events. Simply enter your car registration number into the tablets in the reception foyer as you enter.

If you wish to leave your vehicle overnight, you may do so and your parking validation will cover you until the following day. Please ensure that your vehicle is collected by 10am.

Doors open: 7:30 PM
Prices from: £22.00
April 2025
Friday
Fri
25
80's & 90's Party Night

We will have the biggest hits from the most popular decades: 80's and 90's! Sure to keep you partying all night long, with lots of iconic classics. 

Doors open 7.30pm, finish at midnight. Over 18's only

Parking is free at the stadium when attending one of our events. Simply enter your car registration number into the tablets in the reception foyer as you enter.

If you wish to leave your vehicle overnight, you may do so and your parking validation will cover you until the following day. Please ensure that your vehicle is collected by 10am.

Doors open: 7:30 PM
Price: £12.00
Saturday
Sat
26
Dirty Dancing vs Grease

Head down to this amazing event where we have two amazing singers, and 2 incredible dancers performing all of the biggest hits from both Dirty Dancing and Grease! Expect all of the classics and be wowed by the iconic dance moves! 

Doors open 7.30pm, with the act on from approx. 8.30pm. Over 16's only.

Parking is free at the stadium when attending one of our events. Simply enter your car registration number into the tablets in the reception foyer as you enter.

If you wish to leave your vehicle overnight, you may do so and your parking validation will cover you until the following day. Please ensure that your vehicle is collected by 10am.

Doors open: 7:30 PM
Prices from: £20.00